Dead Inside

For those who love the holidays but keep it real, our “Dead Inside but Jolly AF” crewneck is here to perfectly capture that mood. With a playful, darkly humorous design, this sweater is ideal for Christmas parties, cozy nights at home, or anyone who balances festive cheer with a hint of holiday cynicism.

Each sweater is made to order, crafted just for you. Please note that made-to-order items are final sale and not eligible for returns.

Soft, midweight, and built for all-day comfort, this crewneck combines humor, warmth, and festive style—so you can celebrate the season on your own terms.

Product Details:

• 8.3-ounce (280 GSM)

• Premium ring-spun cotton/polyester blend

• 100% ring-spun cotton face (Solids)

• 60/40 ring-spun cotton/polyester (Heathers & Royal Frost)

• Tear-away label

• Dyed-to-match twill back neck tape

• 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs & hem

• Side-seamed construction for a clean fit

Stay cozy, stay sarcastic, and get your jolly AF on—because even the “dead inside” can celebrate the season in style.